The Gutenbook Library emits signals to guide Questies
The story so far:
The Big 5 Giants of the Land of Publishing in Kindle
Kingdom have banished their competitor and OUR HERO Jane Sharp to the island of
Lowrankland.
The Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic
Investigations http://geni.us/1l36 has challenged the power of the Big 5
and is being smuggled across Kindle Kingdom. Followers of Hero of the Written Word, Jane Sharp, the Gran who
would be King, are gathered on the mainland waiting for their favorite author to cross the sea.
Jane spent the whole 6th Day of her Quest
for the Holy Bookmark, Top 10 Suspense/Psychics devising a way to reach her
supporters.
NOW READ ON:
Jane Sharp walked to the western shore of Lowrankland on
the 7th morning of the Quest for the Holy Bookmark, Top 10
Suspense/Psychics.
Lo and behold, a giant number appeared on the
horizon and it was 85. Jane watched the number cross the far sky and settle
above the peak of Popular Literary Olympus where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and
Heather Graham live. Follow Jane’s journey HERE
As soon as Jane holds the Holy Bookmark, Top 10
Suspense/Psychics, she hopes Stephen, Dean and Heather will welcome her as a sister. They
will offer Jane freshly baked cookies and green tea and regale her with tales of how the Big
5 Giants are actually great company when you get to know them.
“Would you like to meet them,” Heather will ask or perhaps it will be Dean.
Doesn’t matter as Jane will decline, saying she is happy in the company of her followers who have paid $U.S.2.99 for The Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations http://geni.us/1l36 when it was on special.
Looks like a canoe, Jane thinks.
But how to get across the sea to her followers? Of
course! The Magic Bent Banana looked like a canoe. It would take her across the
sea. The Magic Bent Banana valiantly rode the ocean waves, even though it was
not fully recovered from wounds inflicted by the Huge Hachette (check spelling)
of one of the Big 5 Giants of the Land of Publishing.
Huge Hachette hurts Banana
Jane arrived on the Mainland to be greeted by
her euphoric followers. To one side was a chauffeur holding a carddoard sign “Quest for
the Holy Bookmark, Top 10 Suspense/Psychics”.
The party followed the driver to a gilded
carriage drawn by 6 giant pterodactyls, with thick silken reins woven around
their necks attaching the flying beasts to the carriage. Jane climbed into the
carriage and looked out the window into the distant sky to see a new number
above Popular Literary Olympus where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Heather
Graham live. The number was 88 and it was where 85 had been.
“We must fly,” Jane said. “We have dropped three
places on our Quest for the Holy Bookmark, Top 10 Suspense/Psychics.”
“Holy Great Gatsby,” a young man beside her said.
“Shut up, Robin,” Jane said. “Do one more Holy
Anything and I throw you out this window of our gilded carriage.”
Robin sulked as the 6 giant pterodactyls picked
up speed. Flocks of massive magic doves flew on either side of the gilded
carriage.
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In their beaks were copies of the Sacred Script Vision: Complete
Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations http://geni.us/1l36
The
big birds released the Sacred Scripts which drifted calmly to earth into the
grateful arms of subjects of Kindle Kingdom. Follow Jane’s journey HERE
“If enough readers embrace the Sacred Script Jane
will grasp the Holy Bookmark,” said the driver of the gilded carriage. Jane feels
from deep in her heart the Holy Bookmark is the talisman which will unlock the
door to the peak of Popular Literary Olympus where Stephen, Dean and Heather
live . . .
. . . To be
continued.
Here is our song of joy
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