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Yawk is a city overlooking the mountain Popular Literary Olympus where Dean Koontz,
Heather Graham and Stephen King live although they arrived on the mount from other
parts of Americus.
The Literary Liberators, author Jane
Sharp and her fans, are flying a gilded carriage in a circle around Popular Literary Olympus where
Dean Koontz, Heather Graham and Stephen King live. The freedom fighters want to land on the
mountain to farewell Jane so she can live there as an immortal. But Jane needs
to find the Holy Bookmark Kindle Top 10 in Suspense/Psychics because it is the key
to the portal into Popular Literary Olympus where Dean Koontz, Heather Graham
and Stephen King live.
FROM
the outset, I would like to make it clear, Stephen King is not dead. False
rumors can sprint across cyberspace and I do not want to start one.
Mr.
King, in fact, is about to become executive producer
of a television series based on his crime thriller, Mr. Mercedes. You
need a modicum of life to do that.
Mr. King’s demise is
in a metaphorical sense, though even that is exaggerated. I thought it would be
fun if Bent Banana Books author Jane Sharp challenged Stephen King for his pre-eminent
position as an author in the Suspense/ Psychics category. The new Queen of Psychic Mysteries usurps the King.
I am confident people will enjoy Jane’s bookVision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic
Investigations http://geni.us/1l36so I am happy to be
creative in encouraging people to buy it.
Well, the idea of supporting the Gran who
would be King against the clock has taken off among people from around the
world. Jane's book is at the reduced price of $2.99 for only one more day.
Jane’s book Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations has been in and out
of the Kindle Top 100 Suspense/ Psychics for weeks.
By yesterday, it had slipped well out of the Top 100 Suspense/ Psychics and was ranked overall in the 300, 000s.
It is now #57000 overall and #59 in Top 100. For another 27 hours Jane’s
book has its best chance of moving merrily up the ranks as it will be at its
special price of $2.99, reduced from $6.99.
27 hours gives us little
time for positive word of mouth to kick in so we need to preach of the
challenge. Maybe we could hire the preacher bloke in this film.
We are aiming for Top 10 Suspense/ Psychics. I will let you know how we go. You can follow
Jane’s fortune’s HERE.
And Mr. King, we know we can never be royals.
For our song, I replay one of my and Mr King's fave bands. Apparently
some hard-core fans of the band did not like this song one little bit. I guess they
missed the joke.
Mr King is horrified Jane Sharp might fail in her Quest
to join him on the Heights of Popular Literature.
HERO of the written word, Jane Sharp, the Gran
who would be King, is united with her fans.
The liberators fly in a gilded carriage through the sky of Kindle Kingdom towards
the mountain Popular Literary Olympus where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Heather
Graham live.
Six giant pterodactyls draw the carriage at full speed. But Kindle
Kingdom is so large the party has been flying for two days ever since Jane
landed on the mainland at eBay. OUR HERO had been exiled in the Island of Lowrankland but escaped by riding her Magic Bent Banana as if it were a canoe.
The Gutenbook Library emits signals to guide Questies
The story so far:
The Big 5 Giants of the Land of Publishing in Kindle
Kingdom have banished their competitor andOUR HEROJane Sharp to the island of
Lowrankland.
The Sacred ScriptVision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic
Investigationshttp://geni.us/1l36 has challenged the power of the Big 5
and is being smuggled across Kindle Kingdom. Followers of Hero of the Written Word, Jane Sharp, the Gran who
would be King, are gathered on the mainland waiting for their favorite author to cross the sea.
Jane spent the whole 6th Day of her Quest
for the Holy Bookmark, Top 10 Suspense/Psychics devising a way to reach her
supporters.
The Sacred ScriptVision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic
Investigationshttp://geni.us/1l36is being smuggled
through Kindle Kingdom. Followers of Hero
of the Written Word,Jane Sharp, the Gran who would be King, are carrying
the 20 psychic parables throughout the land and sea, hidden in their tunics.
The followers have the tunics, not the land and sea though landlines can carry
electronic books and many people read in seabed.
The books have to hidden. The Big 5 Giants of
the Land of Publishingdemand their Gatekeepers approve every book
before the subjects of Kindle Kingdom are allowed to read it. They will not approve the Sacred Script which has to be widely read as part of OUR HERO's Quest for the Holy Bookmark, Kindle Top 10 Suspense/Psychics.
Jane is exiled by the Big 5 to the Island of Lowrankland where the Muse Urania is
holidaying. The Muse has concocted an elaborate plan in which Count Down Deal
will sell copies of 5 of Jane’s stories Vision the Reluctant
Psychichttp://geni.us/3y7das bait to have the subjects of Kindle Kingdom
crying out for more.
Jane wonders if the complicated plan is a ruse
and the Muse Urania does not have OUR HERO’s interest at heart. NOW READ ON:
HERO of the written word, Jane Sharp, the Gran
who would be King, is banished to the Island of Lowrankland.
The story so far
Jane tried to convince the literate people of
Kindle Kingdom to scorn the hegemony of the Big 5 Giants of the Land of
Publishing.
Jane Sharp’s epic Quest for the Holy Bookmark is
to climb to the top of Popular Literary Olympus where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and
Heather Graham live. Follow Jane’s journey HERE
The Muse Urania appears to Jane on the Island of
Lowrankland. She hands Jane a compass.
Urania tells OUR HERO to put 5 of her psychic
parables in a Sacred Text called Vision
the Reluctant Psychichttp://geni.us/3y7d
“Put the manuscript in a Big Bottle and push it
towards the Land of Americus,” the Muse says. “I will do the rest by the power
of the stars.”
JANE Sharp’s epic quest to climb Literary Olympus, where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Heather Graham live, is in Day 3
The Muses held Jane’s quiveringhand as she
wrote with a quiver the Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy Harper
Psychic Investigations. http://geni.us/1l36
But the people of Kindle Kingdom have failed to
fall in love with Vision Complete as the Muses predicted they would.
On Day 3 Jane looks squarely at the camera and
admits the Forces of Weevil look impossible to defeat. Follow Jane’s journey HERE
On Day 3, Jane’s name had been scratched from
the Sacred List of Kindle Kingdom Top 100 in Psychics Suspense.
Our Hero Jane, is on the Quest for the Holy
Bookmark, Top 10 in Psychics.
HUGE HACHETTE
The gremlin Grouchy has given Jane the Magic
Bent Banana to protect her against the Big 5 in the Land of Publishing. The
banana has proven no match for the arsenal of the Big 5 which includes the Huge
Hachette (note: check spelling)
Jane has been exiled to Lowrankland where she is
trying to organize a select group of warriors for another assault on Kindle
Kingdom Top 100.
On the island of Lowrankland Jane discovers an
ancient tome Vision: the Reluctant Psychic, written by her ancestor.
Jane places the book in a large sealed bottle which
she puts to sea and pushes towards Kindle Kingdom.
Jane’s plan is for people of Kindle Kingdom to
fall in love with Vision the Reluctant
Psychic and in gratitude present Jane with the Holy Bookmark in exchange for
her new Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy
Harper Psychic Investigations.
Vision the
Reluctant Psychic
is on a Kindle Countdown Deal at .99c/.99p until Friday, (February 13, U.S. time)
for Amazon subscribers in the U.S. and UK. BUY
Also on Lowrankland, Jane discovers, You, O Wise
Reader, and you volunteer to be Jane’s Mentor, offering advice on how to climb
higher and predictions of what glory Jane can attain.
We are giving away an eBook to each of the three
readers who guess closest to the highest position Jane will reach before the
end of the day February 15.
As we have bombed out of the Top 100, Jane’s
highest position so far is 50. You can guess that if you like. Or you can accompany
us on our quest and aim for the sky.
Vision: Complete Jane Sharp Psychic Investigations
but they do not all know it yet
JANE Sharp’s epic quest to climb Literary Olympus
where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Heather Graham live, is in Day 2. Or it
could be Day 3 in other parts of the world. These Herculean tales are the stuff of legend
and hence are not always precise.
A HUMBLE Australian grandmother from the working-class suburb
of Strathpine is mixing it with the giants of popular literature.
Jane Sharp’s Vision: Complete
Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations is published by Bent Banana Books. As
many of you know BBB is me, Bernie. Or should that be I, Bernie? Never mind.
This is not about me. Or I. This is about Main Jane.
Vision, containing all 20 Trudy Harper mysteries is in Amazon Kindle Top
100 in Psychics and Top 100 in Ghosts.
Jane’s tales are competing well with the books of Dean Koontz,
Heather Graham and Stephen King.
WE all know what the expression "the tables are turned" means. It says roles are reversed. But why isn't it "the table is turned".
I can think about stuff like this intermittently over a week or a month. I usually give up after a year if I have not figured it out.
Anyway the table is turned here because I an giving an interview rather than taking one.