Bernie pic

Bernie pic
Bernie

Friday 26 December 2014

Save the Book: Buy 99 cent sample

Save the Book: Buy 99 cent sample: Jane Sharp’s 20 psychic mysteries in the Vision series are available in a 312-page paperback, an eBook or as a reduced-price bundle of th...

Buy 99 cent sample


Jane Sharp’s 20 psychic mysteries in the Vision series are available in a 312-page paperback, an eBook or as a reduced-price bundle of the two.
Readers can buy the series through the four eBooks in which it first appeared.

Thursday 25 December 2014

The art and soul-searching science of a minimalist cover


By Bernie Dowling

DO we add the gun and should it have a pink or grey frame? I know. We will run it by our marketing team and see what they come up with. No wait, Bent Banana Books hasn’t a marketing team, not even a marketing soloist.
It is fascinating to think of all the complex decision-making behind today’s minimalist fiction-book cover. Most writers and many readers know that minimalism is considered the go in our era of eBooks and internet thumbnails.
I suppose, technically, designer Dhrupod’s cover of Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations is a marketing fail in a minimalist world. (Why has minimalist four syllables? Surely that’s too many.) 
Before we consider the Bent effort, let’s take a look at the art and science of today’s cover design.
The publisher has complete creative control of only two aspects of a book: the title and the cover design. In-house editors only make suggestions to authors on copy changes. But what the publisher wants as far as a cover goes, the publishers gets.


As a publishing minnow, I am always trying to understand what the Big 5 are up to. Critics may well call them dinosaurs, but they have paid for and accumulated a lot of technical knowledge over the decades.
Did you read this story from earlier in the year: Computer scientists have developed an algorithm which can predict with 84 per cent accuracy whether a book will be a commercial success.


I immediately thought, Wow, I bet the Big 5 are doing everything they can to get a hold of that algorithm. (There might be a Dan-Brownish thriller in that concept) The algorithm would not do me much good as I am living by the mutable Law of Serendipity. I only accept authorial submissions I stumble across. But that’s getting off-topic, so I need to stop trolling myself.

J.K. Rowling’s first novel A.P. (after Potter, but you knew that didn’t you) could be considered a minimalist template. No people are in it. You might think a person on the cover aids reader identification but that’s a problem as well. In an age of differentiated lifestyles and interests, universally identifiable images are non-existent. Often, far better to have a cover which various readers can interpret in their own way.
The colors while strong are also somewhat cheery and most importantly not a usual combination for covers so it will stand out among other thumbnails.
Both the author’s name and the title are in friendly fonts which suggest humor. But a big black cross connects them. So what do we have, black humor or satire, precisely the genre of the book. Of course a lot of readers are suspicious of satire so they do not read that into the title.
Most importantly, the fonts are easily read in thumbnail. As a general rule using all capitals, such as J. K. ROWLING, decreases readability. But, it is quite clear here, allowing the authority which goes with capitals. “Name” authors do not need any more favors but they get them with minimalist design and large fonts for author names.
Similarly the title The Casual Vacancy is easy to read despite an italic-style font. One of the reasons the title is so big is to render the font clearly.


For some reason, the Rowling cover made me think of the Anita Loos satire Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. I did a bit of research. Check out the colors and font selections for the movie poster. Nix Munroe and Russell and we have a “back to the future” vibe here with The Casual Vacancy.
The “The” in the title worries me. I don’t like The in a title but the Big 5 seem to love it. Remembering that publishers choose titles here are some of John Grisham's books: The Firm, The Client, The Chamber. The Rainmaker, The Partner, The Testament, The Brethren, The Summons, The Broker, The Appeal, The Associate, The Confession, The Litigators, The Racketeer. There are more Thes in Grisham. I have included only two-word titles.



We see the title neatly frames the top of the book (pre-fame) or the bottom (post-fame)
None of our Bent authors are famous enough to have their names up the top so it is a race to see who is first.


Now we are looking at Rowling’s 2013 novel, obviously under a pseudonym. It is almost like a template of commercial graphic design. (I am not up to date with principles of graphic design so I don’t know whether this would be considered classic or quaint.) The retreating man, head bowed, shoulders hunched, shrouded by foggy light provides an arresting image, if bordering on cliché.  In mysteries and thrillers, you see that same man with his back to you at the distant end of a tunnel or under a far arch. The main image is framed by a lamp above, a light pole to the left and a metal hence fence, bottom tight. 



Here are the first and last of the Harry Potter books to illustrate what I have been saying.



Back to our Bent cover. Rowling’s peeps would kick our butts for Druphod’s wispy font on Vision. But it is a perfect representation of the book.  Similarly Jane’s name would have been easier to read in a different font in a larger point-size. But I was not going to argue against Dhrupod’s sense of proportion and perspective. I did ask for the gun, though.
I thought the subtitle was getting lost and it needed a gun and smoke to highlight it. The first gun had a pink frame and I asked author Jane what she thought. She straw-polled family and friends and this became our Marketing Department in full swing. 
In the end Jane and I were not sure about the color so I went for gray for indefinite reasons. I do not allow myself cognitive dissonance so I am good person to make the final call.

So that’s it. We have a fantastic cover for our print book. But it is a rule breaker under the regime of minimalism. Not that I care. I like it.




Monday 22 December 2014

My Xmasbelly-ache by Charles Dorkins

Don't look: this image is EVIL!!

CHRISTMAS is not a good time to be #belly-aching BUT . . . You know what’s coming next, don’t you? My #Xmasbelly-ache is about the witch-hunt on self-promotion.

Saturday 20 December 2014

Give an eBook. Every book available at Amazon Apple B&N Kobo  Google Inktera
Every book on sale every day Dec 20-31 Please share this post
Bent Banana Books presents 12 Days of Christmas
 On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A black book of comedy
Naughty-Nineties-thumb
Naughty Nineties
by Bernie Dowling
Was $2.99 now $1.99
 On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
True Worldy Loves
When Life pic KDP
Christina Debi’s
Women’s Fiction novel
Was $6.99 now $2.99
http://amzn.to/1zaC4xc
 On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Great ghost yarns
Jane Sharp's debut psychic mysteries
Jane Sharp’s debut
psychic mysteries
Was $2.99 now 99 cents
 On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
More Vision yarns
Vision II
Vision II
Was $2.99 now $1.99
 On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Live Ghostly Wings
Vision III
Vision III
Was $2.99 now $1.99
 On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Mixed Yarns a Telling
20+ illustrated short stories
20+ illustrated
short stories
Was $3.99 now $1.99
 On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Seven Yarns a Shouting
Funny anecdotes &  tall tales from Bernie
Funny anecdotes &
tall tales from Bernie
Was $4.99 now $2.99
 On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Ghost Tales a Waiting
The fourth Vision
The fourth Vision
Was $2.99 now $1.99
 On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Fine Lorde a Singing
Quotes from Lorde & Kurt Vonnegut with commentary by Bernie
Quotes from Lorde &
Kurt Vonnegut with
commentary by Bernie
Was $2.99 now 99 cents
 On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Tense Tales a Storming
Complete Vision series  in one volume
Complete Vision series
in one volume
Was $6.99 now $2.99
 On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A Lively Thriller Thrilling
Bernie Dowling's Classic Australian  neo-noir novel
Bernie Dowling’s
Classic Australian
neo-noir novel
Was $4.99 now $2.99
 On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Swell Tales Gripping
2014 anthology of illustrated short stories
2014 anthology of
illustrated short stories
Was $5.99 now $2.99
All 12 eBooks on special every day
December 20-31 2014
From Amazon Apple B&N Kobo Google and Inktera
Some titles also in paperback.
Please pass this onto your literary friends.

Here is our song

Thursday 11 December 2014

Funny woman ages

Guest post from Christina Debi Author
Available world-wide in paperback and eBook.
Available world-wide in paperback and eBook.

When Life Walks On Bare Soles

Available as an eBook from AMAZON     GOOGLE PLAY      APPLE STORE
KOBO      BARNES & NOBLE      INKTERA
Available in print from AMAZON        BOOKTOPIA      FISHPOND
What happens when a mature-age woman discovers that her best friend, her workplace, her daughter and finally her lover all begin to think of her as old?

Wednesday 19 November 2014

Publish your anthology Part 2


Now available world-wide in every format
Now available world-wide in every format
by Bernie Dowling
Our first thrilling episode on how your group can produce your own anthology ended with the cliffhanger of your being on the threshold of publishing.
As with those ancient pre-movie serials we quickly replay the action from the first episode. Our Writers Anthology Group (WAG) of the Arts Alliance Pine Rivers decided to do an anthology. We set up an editorial committee and found a sponsor, the late Peter Campbell.
We drew up a leaflet inviting writers to enter a short story and/or one or two poems. A  payment of $20 would buy one copy of the anthology if the story was accepted. If it was rejected the $20 would be returned.
We distributed the leaflets in libraries, our local art gallery and among writers’ groups.
(Anyone who buys a copy of either of our anthologies Serendipity (2013) or Alpha and Omega (2014) will have access to all out support material. Email bentbananabooks@gmail.com)
In the first instance, we requested the unpublished story as a print copy.
In earlier anthologies we asked for the phrase which was the book title to be included in the story.
For Sweet and Sour we asked for a comic story and/or a drama/ thriller. Each writer had only one story published.
The past two anthologies had broad options asking only that story in some way relate to the book title.
Our editorial committee edited the hard copy with two editors assigned to each story. Suggestions were sent to the submitters. Further edits were done through email.
After the initial run of the anthology, copyright reverted to the authors with Bent Banana Books and WAG retaining publishing rights for reprints with no further royalties paid.
Authors could pre-order further copies, last year at $15 each.
We had enough money in the kitty to order one copy for each author, 10 copies for our sponsor, the pre-order copies and copies for sale and giveaways to our local libraries and sometimes to our illustrators.
The editorial committee worked without pay as did out illustrations editor/ cover designer, Ken Armstrong. Not-for-profit WAG holds excess funds on behalf of writers. Last year we invested in trophies and prizes for senior high school writers.
Out editorial committee for at least the past two volumes has been Myself, Vera Murray, David MacLaughlin, Anne Olsson, Lorraine Noscov and Ronald Holt.
We send out our call for submissions in November and December and have the book launch 10-11 months later. It gives us plenty of time to get it right.
So how did we physically publish the anthology? That’s where we leave you on the edge of your chair, eagerly awaiting Part 3.

Here is our song about the contest for meaning.

Friday 14 November 2014

Publish your short story



Available world-wide from October 25
Available world-wide
Part 1
Alpha and Omega is the fifth annual anthology by writers from my area of Australia.
We have more than 20 writers each year contribute short stories and poetry.
As a  journalist, I am the only professional writer in our group but we have produced a good-looking   product with some cracking yarns and thoughtful poetry.

Wednesday 12 November 2014

When Arthur Met Trudy

The first critic declares
The first critic declares
The first customer review of Jane Sharp’s Vision IV: The Reluctant Psychic Blooms is in..
We will let reviewer Arthur speak for himself

Customer Reviews

Share your thoughts with other customers
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Delightful! November 10, 2014
By ArthurW
What a shame this is the last one in the series! I really like this author’s style. Her characters are ‘real people’ – what they think, what they say, how they feel. The descriptions of the locales make you feel you are actually there. And the story line is not just real-world but allows me, the reader, to use my own imagination to add to the content – one of the qualities I look for in books.
Trudy, the heroine, is starting a new life – following her passion, I suppose, and immediately meets situations that key in to her special abilities. Danger, nastiness, evil but also friendship, caring and protection. The full spectrum is here. I must be changing into an old romantic (something for which I blame Trudy and her powers!!!)
There have to be more in this series, Ms Sharp.

Vision IV: The Reluctant Psychic Blooms is available from
KOBO

Before I introduce our song, I would like to share some amazing sculptures from World War I soldiers. These photographs were release to coincide with Remembrance Day, November 11, this year, commemorated by Commonwealth countries.
Now for our song which references both Jane's book and war.

Wednesday 5 November 2014

Save the Book: Vision of a new star writer

Save the Book: Vision of a new star writer: Vision of a new star writer Bent Banana Books is proud to announce the 4 th  and final eBook in Jane Sharp’s Vision series. ...

Vision of a new star writer

Vision of a new star writer
Vision4 cover
Bent Banana Books is proud to announce the 4th and final eBook in Jane Sharp’s Vision series.
Jane is a rare talent soon to be praised as an exponent of popular literature.
To celebrate Vision IV: The Reluctant Psychic Blooms, Vision I and Vision III are available for 99 cents from November 6 (US time) at 99 cents for a limited time.
Here are the details of the Vision series.
VISION
Vision
Vision: The Reluctant Psychic introduces police detective Trudy Harper who battles with acceptance of her erratic ability which she knows will be lampooned by her hard-bitten colleagues.
Five graphic and sometimes macabre short stories bring the mundane and the Otherworld together.
Author Jane Sharp brings refreshing realism and splashes of humor to a popular genre.
Meet chilling and heart-warming spirits as Trudy battles for justice in this world and its parallel.
Vision II
Trudy, she’s back.
Reluctant psychic, Detective Trudy Harper, is back with her paranormal “gifts’’ stronger but still beyond her conscious control.
And that could be deadly for the living and undeadly  for troubled spirits.
Vision II: The Reluctant Psychic Returns follows the ghost mystery series debut of suspense stories which gathered reader praise including favorable comparisons with police procedural television shows, The Mentalist and Law & Order.
Viswion III cover
Psychic detective Trudy Harper flees Australia to England after the murder of her police partner.
She has surrendered her badge but she cannot set aside her troublesome psychic gifts.
In more psychic mysteries, Trudy finds anguish, horror and suspense amid scenes of ordinary domesticity.
Trudy is called upon to use her police procedural skills administer justice across two worlds and the “in-between”. Her own romantic happiness, her loved ones and her physical safety are in jeopardy as the psychic detective finds you can fly but you cannot flee your inner world or the supernatural one.
Everybody loves Trudy Harper. Except for the living and the dead who want to kill her.
The Reluctant Psychic Blooms is the final eBook in the popular Vision series starring Jane Sharp’s psychic detective Trudy Harper.
Trudy moves to the country and makes a new friend in female vet Gus who needs help.
Gus’s father Paul is a skeptic and 15 years older than Trudy. But they become a psychic crime fighting duo. And perhaps more?
These tales set in Australia carry the Sharp signature of suspense, the clash of the domestic and the supernatural, and off-beat humor.
Here us our song, one of my faves. Pretend it's Jane
.

Sunday 26 October 2014

Book launch from alpha to omega

Available world-wide from October 25
The 2014 WAG #new #release #short-stories anthology was launched  world-wide  at Pine Rivers Art Gallery in  Australia on October 25.
You can buy the eBook and/or print book from
or Google and affiliates and the eBook from a host of online retailers, such as the
Or Barnes and Noble
Or

Last year, Writers’ Anthology Group (WAG) in conjunction with Bent Banana Books produced the popular collection Serendipity. Again Alpha and Omega has short stories and poetry, illustrated by local artists, mainly photographers

This year saw the launch of the Peter Campbell/ WAG Literary Awards with the champion’s trophy going to Paimarire Teague, a Year-11 student from Dakabin State High School. Paimarire’s story Hope amid War is a dystopian story and, as they say, a page turner.
Here  are some launch photos courtesy if previous anthology contributor Raelene Purtill

Fellow author and musician Maurice Hardy performs two of Bernie's (my) parodies

Thursday 16 October 2014

Have Vision at great prices

Vision IIBBB is soon launching the fourth eBook of the popular psychic-detective series, Vision, starring Trudy Harper.

To celebrate the 4th series of Trudi’s psychic adventure BBB is selling Vision II The Reluctant Psychic Returns at value prices.

Saturday 11 October 2014

7 reasons you want to buy Alpha and Omega


Available world-wide from October 25
Available world-wide from October 25
The 2014 WAG short-stories anthology Alpha and Omega is available in print and eBook world-wide from October 25.
On that day in Australia we will have the physical launch at Pine Rivers Art Gallery.
For those flying over from London, New York and Paris for the launch starts at 1pm.
Last year, Writers’ Anthology Group (WAG) in conjunction with Bent Banana Books produced the popular collection Serendipity. Again Alpha and Omega has short stories and poetry, illustrated by local artists, mainly photographers
Now available world-wide in every format
Now available world-wide in every format
This year saw the launch of the Peter Campbell/ WAG Literary Awards with the champion’s trophy going to Paimarire Teague, a Year-11 student from Dakabin State High School.
Reason #1 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Paimarire’s story Hope amid War is a dystopian story and, as they say, a page turner.
Reason #2 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
We All Meet in the Stars by Phil Devine is a fascinating real-life account of how Phil provided free viewings through his relatively powerful telescope.
It was a celebration of the 2009 International Year of Astronomy in the desert heart of Australia in Alice Springs. Superbly told, this story is a wonderful and surprising tribute to the human spirit.
Reason #3 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
A young story-teller is 16-year-old Sarah L Wilson.
Her futuristic story, First Do no Harm, is set in a youth orphanage. It is a tough exciting moral tale which breathlessly rushes the reader to its denouement.
Reason #4 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Journey’s End by Sue Sander is a modern classic about the death of a loved one.
Without giving the plot away, I will simply say you will remember this one long after the last word. Superb.
Reason #5 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Anne Olsson’s A Step Too Far is a brilliant telling of the progress through life of a group of high-school friends.
Distinctly Australian, the story nonetheless will touch the international soul.
Reason #6 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Some people believe that self-promotion is an evil of the modern age.
I will simply say, you may enjoy my quirky suspense story The One About the Farmer's Daughters
Reason #7 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
There are another 15 stories, not to mention good poems and attractive artwork.
All this is at a most reasonable price given the collective labors of love that have produced it.
You can pre-order the print book from
or Google and affiliates and the eBook from a host of online retailers, such as the
Or Barnes and Noble
Pre-order your copy now!

7 reasons, 7 brides, 7 brothers, the season in Australia, reminds me of a song