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I TRY
not to trouble myself unduly with matters of commerce.
For
five days next week, I am giving away my enovel Iraqi Icicle. I do this not because I think it makes a lot of
commercial sense but because others tell me it does.
It
seems the Amazon algorithms will discover me this way.
PayPal
has proven a great boon for commercial Luddites such as myself. The payments
take but a few minutes and the commercial records are somewhere on the
internet.
I
have spent about $5000 through PayPal. That I am a commercial publisher and
have received not one cent into my
PayPal account is a bit of a worry. But not too much.
One
day, I will get around to sticking an estore on my website. Watch the cents
roll in then!
In
the meantime, I am content to give away my novel for a week. No paperwork
there.
The
print version of Iraqi Icicle will be
unleashed on the world on January 26.
Here
is the blurb to show you just what a fantastic novel it is. At the very least,
it shows my editor Eoin O’Brien can write a great blurb.
‘A dead actress, a dead gambler, a dead
professor, a dead fisherman …
‘With murder following his every step,
determined under-achiever Steele Hill is tangled in layers of intrigue and
deviousness.
Pulled
from his cosy world of the racetrack, the rock-music pub and the
gambling den, everybody the wise-cracking Hill meets is in danger, as he is
sucked into the undertow of forces beyond his understanding. One ally
is a reclusive teenage maths whiz, channeling Hendrix, and tapping into
military software and magic mushrooms.
The
fix is in and the bodies are piling up.
Leaping
off the shoulders of Joseph Heller's Catch-22, Iraqi Icicle is a wild and hilarious ride through
the dark and murky worlds of gambling, drugs, politics and rock’n’roll. ’
’
The
comparison with Catch-22 was my idea. As you know I am a humble style of fella.
I asked Eoin if it was not too much and he said we could scale it down later.
Eoin left it in so it must be true.
The paperback is priced at US$14.99 plus shipping
and is available from Amazon and book stores, if you ask for it. (Please do.)
Amazon will not make it available for libraries because I refused to surrender
the Bent Banana Books ISBN. As always, the fabulous Maria from Thorpe-Bowker Australia got that ISBN for me. I was
not giving it up.
I am not sure why Amazon will only
deliver to libraries under its own ISBN. It is probably a commercial thingo and
as you know I do not worry unduly about commerce
Iraqi
Icicle is about 380 pages of near-perfect prose and $14.99 seems a fair price. For
the technically minded, it is set in an 11-pt font. If I had put it in 12-pt
and created two-page chapters as some of the best sellers do, that sucker would
have been 500+ pages and a real bargain at $14.99.
The
eBook comes in at 406 pages and it’s free. Now that is a bargain! I should make
a killing from that. Just not sure how.
To
obtain, your free copy during Jan 21-25, go to your local Amazon estore and download.
If your country, such as Australia, has not got an estore, I think you can
download free from Amazon US. But again that is a commercial affair, so I would
not completely take my word for it. Worth a try but.
The US link is HERE
(The
Japanese will so get the rock-music references in Iraqi Icicle. That is not a
joke; they will.)
They
tell me Iraqi Icicle might struggle in India because they do not get
hard-boiled detective yarns. It seems they are into the ideology of “anyone can
make it”. Goddamn Bollywood – it should be Mullywood, anyway – they need Martin
Scorcese over there making films.
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(The French will love Iraqi Icicle. It would not surprise to see them start making the movie next week No-one’s ‘jáime-d it yet but it is only a matter of time).
No
Curtirs in Brazil for Iraqi Icicle, yet, but I am sure Olympic Games visitors
will be clutching a paperback to read during the boring bits of the
synchronized swimming.
Fellow
Aussie author Ryle Winn says his books sell well in Germany perhaps because so
many Germans enjoy the backpacking
experience in Oz.
Inspector Rex is an Austrian production but I might put a police dog, a
german shepherd named Rex, in the sequel to Iraqi Icicle.
I
have never been to Canada but the people seem warm and the climate cold. Bit
like Iraqi Icicle – cool title, hot novel.
Lots
of people of Italian origin are in Australia and some of my important supporting
characters are Italians. I love Amazon Italy because they call me the Autore which
sounds so much sexier than the English translation.
Amazon
Spain is running the American reviews of Iraqi Icicle which is nice of them.
"iraqi icicle 2 nd edition" (查看所有 27 个结果)
1.
Articles on Military Units and Formations of Iraq, Including: Iraqi 36th Commando Battalion, Iraqi Special Operations Forces, 1st Division (Iraq), 2nd Hephaestus Books Hephaestus Books (2011-09出版)
通常需要4-7周发货。
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“Me old China (plate)” is a great Aussie expression
for “mate’’. I am afraid me old Amazon China has let me down. Iraqi Icicle is described
as a book of
“Articles on Military Units and Formations
of Iraq.”
That’s not quite a reliable synopsis of
my novel and I will see if I can have that fixed.
Update on China and India
Amazon is impressive in answering queries within 24 hours when you can spend that long on a telephone call to an Australian enterprise. The big A tells me the Indian and Chinese operations do not have their on-line operations sorted yet. Citizens of both countries can buy my paperback which must be a great relief for them and certainly is for me.
All right, go to any of those countries where you have an Amazon account and download the eBook Iraqi Icicle for free January 21-25. If it is China, do tell us what the book on Iraqi military units is like.
Today’s
video explains why my forebears emigrated from County Cork, Ireland, and I am therefore
trying to flog books from Australia instead of living the pleasant life of the gentleman
Irish farmer.
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