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Showing posts with label new release. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new release. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 December 2018

Disabled respect the Word

Diversity Rules

                                           Now an audiobook 


I HAD the most enjoyable author talk ever today before technical-college students who were disabled or immigrants studying English as a Second Language (ESL).
The teacher who invited me said the 25 disabled students each had some measure of intellectual impairment while some had physical disabilities as well. But they seemed to follow what I was saying as I explained the differences between paperback, hardback, eBook and audiobook.
Collectively they were able to tell me the word ‘genre’ meant kind, noir meant black as in night, and ‘e’ as in eBook stood for electronic. They were able to explain to me fiction, non-fiction, and back story.
I received the usual question on how long it took to write a book. I explained about re-writing or self-editing a dozen times before passing it on to a professional editor if you could afford one.
I received an unusual question about what was my favourite book and I thought the questioner meant my favorite book I had read. But he meant the favorite I had written.
I had to think about it but I I answered truthfully my novel Iraqi Icicle. I then thought how some friends have said I should concentrate on “more serious” non-fiction.
I explained why there was a clown on the front cover of my novel. I asked how many students were afraid of clowns. As I suspected about a half-dozen hands went up. But they were outnumbered by the hands which went up for those finding clowns funny. In this way I was able to explain comedy noir.
An ESL student from Serbia asked me whether I found an idea for a book or the idea found me. I have never been asked that question before but it struck me as a brilliant one. I literally had to think on my feet and I replied I leaned towards the idea finding me.
I thought these ESL students might struggle with my novel as Iraqi Icicle is in part written in Australian-English as a Third Language (AETL), Still it does have a glossary and, if they listen to the audiobook, I think they will follow my drift and get a giggle or two.

I WAS enjoying a soy latte in the canteen when a couple of the students sat beside me. “It’s good that you write books for people,” one said.
That might have been the best compliment I have ever received and a compliment received on behalf of the tens of thousands of authors throughout the world who struggle to make writing pay. The bottom line is it is good we write books for people.
HERE is our song about quaint writing. I love this clip so much.
        Check out organ player John Evans making fun of the pre-recording. Pre-recorded or live, it is a two-minute minimalist rock gem.


Friday, 2 October 2015

Michael come into my office


I WOULD say most of us have worked in the public/ civil service or at the very least are one degree of separation from someone who has.
       Public-service jobs are so ubiquitous, often we don’t know when we are standing in one. Literally. 
      
 As a teenager I took a self-imposed sabbatical from university and landed a job in the Gold Coast Sewerage Department. We worked in the trenches, doing all sorts of things with sewerage pipes. One day they bused a bunch of us to chip weeds in rectangular concrete ponds containing spent sewage.

Thursday, 11 December 2014

Funny woman ages

Guest post from Christina Debi Author
Available world-wide in paperback and eBook.
Available world-wide in paperback and eBook.

When Life Walks On Bare Soles

Available as an eBook from AMAZON     GOOGLE PLAY      APPLE STORE
KOBO      BARNES & NOBLE      INKTERA
Available in print from AMAZON        BOOKTOPIA      FISHPOND
What happens when a mature-age woman discovers that her best friend, her workplace, her daughter and finally her lover all begin to think of her as old?

Friday, 14 November 2014

Publish your short story



Available world-wide from October 25
Available world-wide
Part 1
Alpha and Omega is the fifth annual anthology by writers from my area of Australia.
We have more than 20 writers each year contribute short stories and poetry.
As a  journalist, I am the only professional writer in our group but we have produced a good-looking   product with some cracking yarns and thoughtful poetry.

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Vision of a new star writer

Vision of a new star writer
Vision4 cover
Bent Banana Books is proud to announce the 4th and final eBook in Jane Sharp’s Vision series.
Jane is a rare talent soon to be praised as an exponent of popular literature.
To celebrate Vision IV: The Reluctant Psychic Blooms, Vision I and Vision III are available for 99 cents from November 6 (US time) at 99 cents for a limited time.
Here are the details of the Vision series.
VISION
Vision
Vision: The Reluctant Psychic introduces police detective Trudy Harper who battles with acceptance of her erratic ability which she knows will be lampooned by her hard-bitten colleagues.
Five graphic and sometimes macabre short stories bring the mundane and the Otherworld together.
Author Jane Sharp brings refreshing realism and splashes of humor to a popular genre.
Meet chilling and heart-warming spirits as Trudy battles for justice in this world and its parallel.
Vision II
Trudy, she’s back.
Reluctant psychic, Detective Trudy Harper, is back with her paranormal “gifts’’ stronger but still beyond her conscious control.
And that could be deadly for the living and undeadly  for troubled spirits.
Vision II: The Reluctant Psychic Returns follows the ghost mystery series debut of suspense stories which gathered reader praise including favorable comparisons with police procedural television shows, The Mentalist and Law & Order.
Viswion III cover
Psychic detective Trudy Harper flees Australia to England after the murder of her police partner.
She has surrendered her badge but she cannot set aside her troublesome psychic gifts.
In more psychic mysteries, Trudy finds anguish, horror and suspense amid scenes of ordinary domesticity.
Trudy is called upon to use her police procedural skills administer justice across two worlds and the “in-between”. Her own romantic happiness, her loved ones and her physical safety are in jeopardy as the psychic detective finds you can fly but you cannot flee your inner world or the supernatural one.
Everybody loves Trudy Harper. Except for the living and the dead who want to kill her.
The Reluctant Psychic Blooms is the final eBook in the popular Vision series starring Jane Sharp’s psychic detective Trudy Harper.
Trudy moves to the country and makes a new friend in female vet Gus who needs help.
Gus’s father Paul is a skeptic and 15 years older than Trudy. But they become a psychic crime fighting duo. And perhaps more?
These tales set in Australia carry the Sharp signature of suspense, the clash of the domestic and the supernatural, and off-beat humor.
Here us our song, one of my faves. Pretend it's Jane
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Sunday, 26 October 2014

Book launch from alpha to omega

Available world-wide from October 25
The 2014 WAG #new #release #short-stories anthology was launched  world-wide  at Pine Rivers Art Gallery in  Australia on October 25.
You can buy the eBook and/or print book from
or Google and affiliates and the eBook from a host of online retailers, such as the
Or Barnes and Noble
Or

Last year, Writers’ Anthology Group (WAG) in conjunction with Bent Banana Books produced the popular collection Serendipity. Again Alpha and Omega has short stories and poetry, illustrated by local artists, mainly photographers

This year saw the launch of the Peter Campbell/ WAG Literary Awards with the champion’s trophy going to Paimarire Teague, a Year-11 student from Dakabin State High School. Paimarire’s story Hope amid War is a dystopian story and, as they say, a page turner.
Here  are some launch photos courtesy if previous anthology contributor Raelene Purtill

Fellow author and musician Maurice Hardy performs two of Bernie's (my) parodies

Saturday, 11 October 2014

7 reasons you want to buy Alpha and Omega


Available world-wide from October 25
Available world-wide from October 25
The 2014 WAG short-stories anthology Alpha and Omega is available in print and eBook world-wide from October 25.
On that day in Australia we will have the physical launch at Pine Rivers Art Gallery.
For those flying over from London, New York and Paris for the launch starts at 1pm.
Last year, Writers’ Anthology Group (WAG) in conjunction with Bent Banana Books produced the popular collection Serendipity. Again Alpha and Omega has short stories and poetry, illustrated by local artists, mainly photographers
Now available world-wide in every format
Now available world-wide in every format
This year saw the launch of the Peter Campbell/ WAG Literary Awards with the champion’s trophy going to Paimarire Teague, a Year-11 student from Dakabin State High School.
Reason #1 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Paimarire’s story Hope amid War is a dystopian story and, as they say, a page turner.
Reason #2 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
We All Meet in the Stars by Phil Devine is a fascinating real-life account of how Phil provided free viewings through his relatively powerful telescope.
It was a celebration of the 2009 International Year of Astronomy in the desert heart of Australia in Alice Springs. Superbly told, this story is a wonderful and surprising tribute to the human spirit.
Reason #3 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
A young story-teller is 16-year-old Sarah L Wilson.
Her futuristic story, First Do no Harm, is set in a youth orphanage. It is a tough exciting moral tale which breathlessly rushes the reader to its denouement.
Reason #4 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Journey’s End by Sue Sander is a modern classic about the death of a loved one.
Without giving the plot away, I will simply say you will remember this one long after the last word. Superb.
Reason #5 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Anne Olsson’s A Step Too Far is a brilliant telling of the progress through life of a group of high-school friends.
Distinctly Australian, the story nonetheless will touch the international soul.
Reason #6 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
Some people believe that self-promotion is an evil of the modern age.
I will simply say, you may enjoy my quirky suspense story The One About the Farmer's Daughters
Reason #7 why you want to buy Alpha and Omega
There are another 15 stories, not to mention good poems and attractive artwork.
All this is at a most reasonable price given the collective labors of love that have produced it.
You can pre-order the print book from
or Google and affiliates and the eBook from a host of online retailers, such as the
Or Barnes and Noble
Pre-order your copy now!

7 reasons, 7 brides, 7 brothers, the season in Australia, reminds me of a song

Saturday, 26 January 2013

The joy of publishing


A FUNNY thing happened – as it always does – on the way to publishing the paperback of my novel for Australia Day 2013.

Tuesday, 20 November 2012