A leisurely stroll
with trolls
Trolling for blue fish, a1866 lithograph by Currier and Ives
THE heritage media in Australia is hunting for trolls after
a celebrity was hospitalised with a breakdown following Twitter exchanges.
As it turns out, the celeb was not entirely blameless in the internet banter , but, as she admitted, she met more than her match.
Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their own level
and, once there, beat you with experience.
I am not much interested in the latest attempt by the heritage media to use print to troll internet discourse. But
I was taken with the notion of finding a little more about the on-line
community’s assessment of trolling.
I found this excellent presentation by Californian web developer Nicole
Sullivan who is also a gardener and poor car parker. I too am a gardener and
poor parker. While I am not entirely sure what web development is, I am pretty
certain it is a cool thing for people, other than myself, to do.
Finding the Sullivan presentation required incredible discipline on my
part as it was on the second page of a "trolls" Google. It was not even the
top item on page 2, but I found it. (Alright it was #2. but that is not #1)
In response to my superhuman feat, I am asking you to play the presentation all
the way through
Have you played it all the way through? You sure? You know I can wait
you out until you do. You already know about my boundless discipline.
I have to play it again, anyway , as I need to quote the bit
I am interested in discussing.
Let’s watch it again together, shall we?
The advice in the vid is solid and concisely presented. Alright, but the piece I want to talk about is
where Ms Sullivan trolls “the grammar nazi” and I am sure she is talking about me.
“People think grammar is very, very, very important. I don’t understand
them,” she said, looking right at me, through my computer screen.
Let me say, first up, one "very" in a sentence is usually one too many
– ha! ha! gratuitous trolling.
No, what I really wish to say, is Ms Sullivan would not think
half-assed web development was good enough. So it is with writing. “Mean what you
say and say what you mean” applies to personal morality, refusing to troll and
writing.
Sloppy writing creates confusion, reduces elegance and anchors the
imagination, hampering glorious flight.
These are not just academic or aesthetic considerations. They go to the
heart of whether the self-publishing revolution will liberate or debase literature.
Heritage book publishers will tell you it is the latter. Conscientious self-publishers
with respect for good grammar are assisting in making it the former.
Writers and readers need only to remember their childhood to know lots
of good treats are in Grammar’s house.
Finally let’s enjoy an anti-trolling classic
Bernie Dowling. September 3, 2012
Available at AMAZON
and GOOGLE eBooks
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