THE most abused word in the literary
world is audience.
And this, dear readership, introduces an
occasional Save the Book series, Pet
Peeves.
You are welcome to comment or send in a
guest peeve.
Now back to Pet
Peeve # 1
Cheers
Bernie
- From Oxford University Press
THE most abused word in the literary
world is audience.
Writers misuse it, along with editors and
publishers.
Readers do not listen to a book; they
read it, unless it is from the relatively small emerging class of audio-books.
The word is appropriated from the theatre.
To the pedant, the word is wrong there, too. Theatrical consumers are audio-visualisers,
though that makes them sound like producers rather than users.
What makes audience an acceptable
descriptor in theatre is the passage of time.
I do not want time to make audience an
acceptable synonym for the perfectly serviceable readership. I believe that
boat is yet to sail. We do need strategies to prevent it leaving port.
Strategy #1
You are pitching your novel to a
publisher and she asks, ‘what is your target audience.’
Usually, my favoured response to this
question is: `people who can read.’
Now I suggest a more specific reply. You
feign obtuseness to ask: ‘You mean when my novel is turned into a play?’
It will probably cost you any chance of a
contract but who wants to ‘nurtured’ by a publisher who does not know the
meaning of words.
Strategy #2
A friend asks how your self-published
history of artichokes is going. Reply: ‘not well, the audience walked out
before chapter 4.’
Most people know writers are crazy and
your friend will nod as if what you just said made sense. And he will pass on
your appraisal to other friends, some of whom will realise you made a
sophisticated jest.
As a reward for your bon mots, a few will
buy copies of your history of artichokes, which, BTW, I found fascinating.
Strategy #3
Strategy #4
You write a letter to the literary
editor, pointing out his continual misuse of the word, audience.
You never receive another review. You
lament the loss of a few thousand readers, but are proud of doing your bit to
save the literary canon.
Strategy #5
You re-send this blog through social
media. Your friends who read it think: ‘That Bernie Dowling is a nit-picker.
Shouldn’t he be finishing his play instead of writing stuff such as that?’
And you are right. I should get back to
my play. My readership awaits. I mean my audience calls.
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