Quest Day 7 Hero Jane rises again

The Gutenbook Library emits signals to guide Questies

The story so far:

The Big 5 Giants of the Land of Publishing in Kindle Kingdom have banished their competitor and OUR HERO Jane Sharp to the island of Lowrankland.

The Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations http://geni.us/1l36 has challenged the power of the Big 5 and is being smuggled across Kindle Kingdom. Followers of Hero of the Written Word, Jane Sharp, the Gran who would be King, are gathered on the mainland waiting for their favorite author to cross the sea.

Jane spent the whole 6^th Day of her Quest for the Holy Bookmark, Top 10 Suspense/Psychics devising a way to reach her supporters.

NOW READ ON:

Holy Bookmark Quest Day 5: Disciples & Detractors

Standard reading on the Island of Lowrankland

The story so far:

The Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations http://geni.us/1l36 is being smuggled through Kindle Kingdom. Followers of Hero of the Written Word, Jane Sharp,  the Gran who would be King, are carrying the 20 psychic parables throughout the land and sea, hidden in their tunics. The followers have the tunics, not the land and sea though landlines can carry electronic books and many people read in seabed.

The books have to hidden. The Big 5 Giants of the Land of Publishing demand their Gatekeepers approve every book before the subjects of Kindle Kingdom are allowed to read it. They will not approve the Sacred Script which has to be widely read as part of OUR HERO's Quest for the Holy Bookmark, Kindle Top 10 Suspense/Psychics.

Jane is exiled by the Big 5 to the Island of Lowrankland where the Muse Urania is holidaying. The Muse has concocted an elaborate plan in which Count Down Deal will sell copies of 5 of Jane’s stories Vision the Reluctant Psychic http://geni.us/3y7d as bait to have the subjects of Kindle Kingdom crying out for more.

Jane wonders if the complicated plan is a ruse and the Muse Urania does not have OUR HERO’s interest at heart. NOW READ ON:

Quest for the Holy Bookmark Day 4: Message in a Big Bottle

HERO of the written word, Jane Sharp, the Gran who would be King, is banished to the Island of Lowrankland.

The story so far

Jane tried to convince the literate people of Kindle Kingdom to scorn the hegemony of the Big 5 Giants of the Land of Publishing.

Jane Sharp’s epic Quest for the Holy Bookmark is to climb to the top of Popular Literary Olympus where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Heather Graham live. Follow Jane’s journey HERE

The Muse Urania appears to Jane on the Island of Lowrankland. She hands Jane a compass.

Urania tells OUR HERO to put 5 of her psychic parables in a Sacred Text called Vision the Reluctant Psychic http://geni.us/3y7d

“Put the manuscript in a Big Bottle and push it towards the Land of Americus,” the Muse says. “I will do the rest by the power of the stars.”

This was on Day 3 of the Quest.

Now read on . . .

Quest for the Holy Bookmark: Day 3

JANE Sharp’s epic quest to climb Literary Olympus, where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Heather Graham live, is in Day 3

The Muses held Jane’s quivering hand as she wrote with a quiver the Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations. http://geni.us/1l36

But the people of Kindle Kingdom have failed to fall in love with Vision Complete as the Muses predicted they would.

On Day 3 Jane looks squarely at the camera and admits the Forces of Weevil look impossible to defeat. Follow Jane’s journey HERE

On Day 3, Jane’s name had been scratched from the Sacred List of Kindle Kingdom Top 100 in Psychics Suspense.

Our Hero Jane, is on the Quest for the Holy Bookmark, Top 10 in Psychics.

HUGE HACHETTE

The gremlin Grouchy has given Jane the Magic Bent Banana to protect her against the Big 5 in the Land of Publishing. The banana has proven no match for the arsenal of the Big 5 which includes the Huge Hachette (note: check spelling)

Jane has been exiled to Lowrankland where she is trying to organize a select group of warriors for another assault on Kindle Kingdom Top 100.

Follow Jane’s journey HERE

On the island of Lowrankland Jane discovers an ancient tome Vision: the Reluctant Psychic, written by her ancestor.

Jane places the book in a large sealed bottle which she puts to sea and pushes towards Kindle Kingdom.

Jane’s plan is for people of Kindle Kingdom to fall in love with Vision the Reluctant Psychic and in gratitude present Jane with the Holy Bookmark in exchange for her new Sacred Script Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations.

Vision the Reluctant Psychic is on a Kindle Countdown Deal at .99c/.99p until Friday, (February 13, U.S. time) for Amazon subscribers in the U.S. and UK. BUY  

Also on Lowrankland, Jane discovers, You, O Wise Reader, and you volunteer to be Jane’s Mentor, offering advice on how to climb higher and predictions of what glory Jane can attain.

We are giving away an eBook to each of the three readers who guess closest to the highest position Jane will reach before the end of the day February 15.

As we have bombed out of the Top 100, Jane’s highest position so far is 50. You can guess that if you like. Or you can accompany us on our quest and aim for the sky.

Add your guess as a comment.

Follow Jane’s journey HERE 

Our song

5 steps on Jane’s Quest for the Holy Bookmark

Everyone loves Jane's book 

Vision: Complete Jane Sharp Psychic Investigations

but they do not all know it yet

JANE Sharp’s epic quest to climb Literary Olympus where Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Heather Graham live, is in Day 2. Or it could be Day 3 in other parts of the world. These Herculean tales are the stuff of legend and hence are not always precise.

Follow Jane’s journey HERE 

If you are new to The Tale of Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations , you can catch up by reading my introductory blog.

Otherwise I have a bit of a story board here.

1.       The Hero

Jane Sharp is the Gran who would be King. The Muses have helped Jane write The Tale of Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations. HERE  

In the company of Kings, Koontzes and Grahams

Best Sellers in Psychic Suspense Top 100 Paid  

A HUMBLE Australian grandmother from the working-class  suburb of Strathpine is mixing it with the giants of popular literature.

Jane Sharp’s Vision: Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations is published by Bent Banana Books. As many of you know BBB is me, Bernie. Or should that be I, Bernie? Never mind. This is not about me. Or I. This is about Main Jane.

Vision, containing all 20 Trudy Harper mysteries is in Amazon Kindle Top 100 in Psychics and Top 100 in Ghosts.

Jane’s tales are competing well with the books of Dean Koontz, Heather Graham and Stephen King.

Tables are turned

WE all know what the expression "the tables are turned" means. It  says roles are  reversed. But why isn't it "the table is turned".
       I can think about stuff like this intermittently over a week or a month. I usually give up after a year if I have not figured it out.
       Anyway the table is turned here because I an giving an interview rather than taking one.