AUSTRALIAN Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton is tipped to be on the brink of deposing Malcolm Turnbull and seeking the prime ministership along with rivals Tony "The Delusional"Abbott and Scott "Ima Christian"Morrison.
Less reliably, Mr Dutton, known on social media as "Mr Potato Head", was rebranded "Dutt the Impaler", named after Vlad Dracula, the 15th Century Romanian Prince who impaled his enemies — and some friends and casual acquaintances on stakes.
