For many of us, books are staple commodities,
not luxuries.
I have invented a book race to see which of my five Bent
Banana Books April Specials sells the most.
I am calling the race the Grand Notional Staplechase. I am
against horses jumping over obstacles but new books have to do it all the time.
I will list the form of the five horses/ books as they appear
in the official race-guide, http://bentbananabooks.com/
The race finishes April 30.
1.
Well-bred by Bernie Dowling out of Pop Culture.
Runs a funny race with short sprints and seems to always want
to chase Rock Music, Aussie Slang and Crime.
Had only two starts before review judges and scored first (5-stars)
both times.
Lack of experience may hinder.
Discount cost $1.99
Odds 7-1
In the stables of Amazon, Apple, B&N, Google Kobo and
others: Amazon stable http://geni.us/3mZH
2.
Novel on aging, a
horse some punters don’t like to look at.
By newcomer Christina Debi.
Runs on lines of comedy and drama.
Mixed performances in reviews, because of the topic???
Definitely a winner in the right race.
Discount cost $2.99
Odds 6-1
In the stables of Amazon, Apple, B&N, Google Kobo and
others: Amazon stable http://geni.us/2QX5
3.
First horse to race from the Vision
stable.
By Jane Sharp
Five short sprints in each race
Stablemate to the more fancied Vision
Complete Trudy Harper Psychic Investigations.
Excellent in reviews with 11 starts for 4.7* average.
Note recent stable change when moved exclusively to Amazon
to make it free to punters of Kindle Unlimited.
Bit of a smokey if it attracts KU support.
Discount cost $1.99
Odds 5-1
Amazon stable only http://geni.us/3y7d
4.
Regular visitor to World’s Top 100 Psychic
Suspense.
By Jane Sharp
20 short sprints make it a value
runner
Marginally behind its stablemate in
review stakes with 12 starts for 4.2* average
Short priced favorite.
Discount cost $2.99
Odds 1-2
In the stables of Amazon, Apple, B&N, Google Kobo and
others: Amazon stable http://geni.us/1l36
5.
Cult favorite over many years
By Bernie Dowling out of Pop Culture, sibling to another
runner.
Runs a funny race over a true course with darts down sidetracks.
Suited to Australian tracks so international punters,
prepare for a wild ride.
Could take off at any stage.
Discount cost $2.99
Odds 3-1
In the stables of Amazon, Apple, B&N, Google Kobo and
others: Amazon stable http://geni.us/3LXG
And they’re OFF.
Support your faves from the above field and follow their
fortunes in the Grand Notional Staplechase.
Here is our song