That is why they call him a bookie
BOOKMAKER Tom Waterhouse is at again.
The son of leading Australian racehorse trainer Gai Waterhouse
is fresh from betting on the Sotheby auction of the Edvard Munch pastel The Scream.
He follows up with a market on the prestigious
and time-honoured Australian literary award the Miles Franklin which carries a winner-take-all
purse of $50,000.
The Franklin is more than 50-years-old.
An even older wordy institution The Sydney Morning Herald newspaper could not
resist a comment on the bookie’s sideline from wagering on reality TV shows, The Voice and Brain Surgery with the Fishmongers. I apologise; I believe the
latter one is called Dancing with Stars.
The SMH or the Herald – Sydneysiders are
the only Australians who call it that, as there other Heralds in Oz – wrote about
the betting on the books in one of its online entertainment stories.
The Herald wrote, ‘The
day after the shortlist was confirmed, bookmaker and celebrated literary critic
Tom Waterhouse released his list of odds on who would win…’
Oh yes, that bit about “celebrated literary
critic” was definitely taking the piss, having a go/ dig at the bookie or
having a lend of him. (Alright, you pedants technically that should be the noun
loan, not the verb lend; but Aussie slang is what it is.)
The irony – bonus points coming for my using
the term irony correctly – is the Miles Franklin yarn would probably have never
made it to the SMH entertainment pages if it was not for the quirky gambling
angle.
SHE: Darling, there is a story online about
the Miles Franklin short-list
HE: Franklin, my Dear, I don’t give a damn.
Five Australian novelists have been shortlisted
for the Miles Franklin and Waterhouse tells his punters what the race is all
about:
‘…the $50,000 prize for the novel
judged to be of the highest literary merit which must present Australian life
in any of its phases," said Tom Waterhouse, Managing Director of tomwaterhouse.com.’
Tom or one of his agents copied the
description from the Franklin website
http://www.milesfranklin.com.au/
http://www.milesfranklin.com.au/
It
did not seem to trouble Tom or the many entrants what exactly "Australian
life in any of its phases" is meant to
mean.
I automatically thought of the eight
phases of the moon but the aim of such an allusion eluded me.
Judging this year was further confounded by the
trustee The Trust Company formally authorising the five-person judging panel to
use their discretion to ‘modernise the interpretation of Australian life beyond
geographical boundaries to include mindset, language, history and values’
Crikey, when you add the fact, the winning
author does not have to be Australian, the five Aussie scribes are bloody lucky
Forrest Gump was not published last
year.
Certainly the Waterhouse favourite for the Miles
Franklin Anna Funder’s All That I Am,
is only fleetingly grounded in Australia because one narrator Ruth Blatt is spending the last years of her life in
Sydney around the turn of the 21st century.
Funder’s is a “factional’’
novel, a term the author may dislike but then she is unlikely to be reading
this yarn.
The novel is about
five Jewish-German opponents of Hitler who flee to London and later one to
America.
Tom Waterhouse says the new rules are among
the reasons he made Funder favourite.
‘(The new authorisation) is
significant given that Anna's highly acclaimed debut novel is set across three
continents and several decades.’ (A note for future reference, Mr Waterhouse, it
is not Anna. We in the writing game refer to authors and artists by their
family names unless we regularly enjoy soy latte with them, a fact we need to
disclose.)
The 2012 Miles Franklin winner will
be disclosed on June 20 so we have lots of time to place our bets.
In my next yarn on the topic, I will
discuss the form of the five finalists.
For more quirky looks at Australia’s
place in the universe my book 7 Shouts is available from Google Books, Amazon
and affiliates.
Cheers
Bernie
Bernie